Sept. 18, 2025

Crime Wire Weekly 9/19/25 | Kentucky Cheerleader Laken Snelling Update, Barbie Jeep Leads to DUI (Preview)

Crime Wire Weekly 9/19/25 | Kentucky Cheerleader Laken Snelling Update, Barbie Jeep Leads to DUI (Preview)
Apple Podcasts podcast player badge
Spotify podcast player badge
Castro podcast player badge
RSS Feed podcast player badge
Apple Podcasts podcast player icon Spotify podcast player icon Castro podcast player icon RSS Feed podcast player icon
Season 8

In this episode of Crime Wire Weekly, hosts Jim Chapman and Kelly Jennings discuss a series of trending crime stories, including Florida middle school students causing 50k of damage to their school. A Louisiana teacher is caught with cocaine in her wallet she says was given to her at an LSU tailgate. Ky Cheerleader Laken Snelling’s case heats up, A fight on a cruise ship leads to the cruise ship returning to port mid-cruise and much more!

*This is a preview, links to listen to the full podcast by following "Crime Wire Weekly" are below.

Timestamps
01:45 Florida Middle Schoolers Cause 50k of Damage to School.
07:45 Louisiana Teachers Cocaine Tailgate Party
12:08 North Dakota’s Hatchet Wife
16:45 Kentucky Cheerleader Laken Snelling Update
24:05 British Columbia man arrested drunk on a Barbie Jeep
29:55 Cruise Ship Returns to Port After Large Fight on Ship
33:05 Chicago Smash and Grab Leads to 700K Theft and Murder
34:45 In Italy a Man’s Suicide Jump Results In Murder of 83 Year Old 
 
Links to Follow Crime Wire Weekly 
 https://linktr.ee/crimewireweekly

Kelly Jennings is host of “Unspeakable: A True Crime Podcast by Kelly Jennings”  https://open.spotify.com/show/3n7BUzKRtMhAEuIuu7f031?si=c98fcf5b7e6848c8
Jim Chapman is host of “Exposed: Scandalous Files of the Elite” https://open.spotify.com/show/3ePQYSPp5oSPDeue8otH1n?si=39142df6e0ed4f77

WEBVTT

1
00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:04.599
Hey, folks, another jam packed edition of Crime Wire Weekly

2
00:00:04.719 --> 00:00:07.440
is coming your way today. A look at the topics.

3
00:00:07.519 --> 00:00:12.039
In Florida, two middle school students are arrested after causing

4
00:00:12.240 --> 00:00:16.760
fifty thousand dollars worth of damage to their school library.

5
00:00:16.879 --> 00:00:21.120
But wait till you hear who turned them in. In Louisiana,

6
00:00:21.480 --> 00:00:25.640
partying and an LSU tailgate took on a completely new

7
00:00:25.760 --> 00:00:28.559
meaning and led to the arrest of a Baton Ridge

8
00:00:28.600 --> 00:00:32.200
Middle School teacher. In North Dakota, a woman describes the

9
00:00:32.320 --> 00:00:36.799
killing of her boyfriend as like splitting wood to police.

10
00:00:37.240 --> 00:00:39.679
New details have come out in the case of a

11
00:00:39.799 --> 00:00:43.320
Kentucky cheerleader who gave birth to a baby found dead

12
00:00:43.439 --> 00:00:46.159
in a closet. We're going to bring you those details.

13
00:00:46.200 --> 00:00:50.000
A New York man is arrested after getting a DUI

14
00:00:50.439 --> 00:00:55.719
while operating a pink Barbie jeep. No kidding, You're not

15
00:00:55.840 --> 00:00:59.000
going to believe this story. These stories and more are

16
00:00:59.039 --> 00:01:02.079
coming at you today on Crime Wire Weekly. I'm Jim

17
00:01:02.159 --> 00:01:06.760
Chapman and I'm why did you sing your name? Kelly Jennis?

18
00:01:07.959 --> 00:01:11.359
I don't know Kelly's in a singing made today, folks.

19
00:01:11.359 --> 00:01:12.439
She just sung her name.

20
00:01:12.680 --> 00:01:13.680
I'm a joy in my heart.

21
00:01:13.840 --> 00:01:19.480
I'm gonna start doing I'm Jim Chapman. Oh lord, I'm

22
00:01:19.519 --> 00:01:23.560
not cutting any of that out. Great, all right, let's

23
00:01:23.560 --> 00:01:27.799
get into the stories for today, and we're gonna start

24
00:01:27.840 --> 00:01:32.200
off in Florida to middle school students in Florida have

25
00:01:32.319 --> 00:01:37.040
been charged after causing fifty thousand dollars worth of damage

26
00:01:37.280 --> 00:01:42.079
to a school's media center. This from authorities on Sunday,

27
00:01:42.200 --> 00:01:47.280
September fourteenth. Uh the Sheriff's office shaer bodycam footage on

28
00:01:47.359 --> 00:01:52.239
Facebook and the damage done to Friendship Elementary School. Now

29
00:01:52.760 --> 00:01:55.120
that's the last school you're you're gonna want to damage.

30
00:01:55.120 --> 00:01:59.040
This one called Friendship rightly. This is in Deltona, Florida.

31
00:01:59.120 --> 00:02:02.120
And yes, I did you checking. Is not Daytona. It

32
00:02:02.239 --> 00:02:07.439
is delton Yeah, I'm telling you that is really close

33
00:02:07.480 --> 00:02:09.919
to Daytona. I'm like, why would they name it Daltona.

34
00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:14.360
But anyway, shout out Daltona, Florida. After deputies responded to

35
00:02:14.520 --> 00:02:18.000
a fire alarm overnight quote. Once on the scene, they

36
00:02:18.039 --> 00:02:20.840
found that a glass door had been shattered and the

37
00:02:20.879 --> 00:02:25.159
media center had been vandalized. The clips saw officers checking

38
00:02:25.240 --> 00:02:28.639
the location. They were making their way around overturned tables

39
00:02:29.039 --> 00:02:32.400
other pieces of furniture items were actually thrown all over

40
00:02:32.479 --> 00:02:37.360
the floor, and police confirmed that someone you wouldn't expect

41
00:02:37.439 --> 00:02:41.400
turned them in. It was actually their mother's good How

42
00:02:41.400 --> 00:02:41.960
about that?

43
00:02:41.960 --> 00:02:42.639
That's perfect?

44
00:02:43.080 --> 00:02:46.919
So how did they know their children were responsible for this? Well?

45
00:02:46.960 --> 00:02:50.240
Police shared those images of the two persons of interest

46
00:02:50.560 --> 00:02:53.360
in the video, and they received a ton of emails

47
00:02:53.439 --> 00:02:57.680
identifying them. Apparently everybody knew who these kids were. Uh,

48
00:02:58.039 --> 00:03:00.719
but two of those emails, as I said, were from

49
00:03:00.759 --> 00:03:05.199
the defendant's mothers. So basically, the two boys moms saw

50
00:03:05.240 --> 00:03:07.319
those videos and turned them in. I'm sure they were

51
00:03:07.319 --> 00:03:10.439
mortified when they saw these on the news. The boys

52
00:03:10.479 --> 00:03:13.560
then confessed to the incident and as I said, fifty

53
00:03:13.800 --> 00:03:16.639
thousand dollars worth of damage. I mean, they didn't just

54
00:03:17.120 --> 00:03:21.120
like spray painted desk right. Officers said they broke into

55
00:03:21.120 --> 00:03:24.520
the school during the daytime hours, then returned later in

56
00:03:24.560 --> 00:03:28.000
the evening to look at the damage and cause more damage.

57
00:03:28.479 --> 00:03:31.639
They have each been charged with two counts of burglary,

58
00:03:31.719 --> 00:03:35.639
two counts of trespassing on school grounds, criminal mischief, and theft.

59
00:03:36.039 --> 00:03:39.080
Friendship Elementary said in a statement that they're thankful for

60
00:03:39.159 --> 00:03:42.319
the Sheriff's Office for their investigation of the case, and

61
00:03:42.360 --> 00:03:48.240
that they obviously found these two middle school juvenile delinquents.

62
00:03:48.360 --> 00:03:51.960
Just like with threats, our campuses have a zero tolerance

63
00:03:51.960 --> 00:03:55.120
for destruction of property. They added, all.

64
00:03:55.120 --> 00:03:56.719
Right, so have you seen the pictures of these little

65
00:03:56.719 --> 00:03:57.719
boys before I start?

66
00:03:57.840 --> 00:03:57.879
No?

67
00:03:58.400 --> 00:04:00.840
Okay, well I did see it by chance actually last

68
00:04:00.879 --> 00:04:02.719
night on television, and one of those little boys looked

69
00:04:02.719 --> 00:04:04.919
straight up like a little punk, a little punk who

70
00:04:04.960 --> 00:04:08.520
thinks he's a badass. And so when your mommy turns

71
00:04:08.520 --> 00:04:10.120
you in, I think that kind of strips you of

72
00:04:10.120 --> 00:04:14.960
all your cred bubba. Okay, So, second of all, I

73
00:04:15.039 --> 00:04:17.680
was watching TV last night randomly, and you know who

74
00:04:17.720 --> 00:04:21.199
Vinnie Polatainn is on Court TV. Okay, I love Veni

75
00:04:21.240 --> 00:04:23.240
polatane I think he's cool as shit. Anyway, they were

76
00:04:23.240 --> 00:04:25.720
doing kind of a round table talking about this case,

77
00:04:25.879 --> 00:04:27.800
and he had two people that were supposed to be

78
00:04:27.839 --> 00:04:31.120
like high esteem people that were making comments about how

79
00:04:31.720 --> 00:04:35.560
this is just childhood activity, that this is something that

80
00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:37.360
we promote in our culture. And they're like, you know,

81
00:04:37.439 --> 00:04:39.519
we tp houses, toilet paper houses and we do that,

82
00:04:39.680 --> 00:04:42.879
and I'm like, what that was good old fun whenever

83
00:04:42.879 --> 00:04:44.879
you toilet paper to house. And I'm saying you're not

84
00:04:44.959 --> 00:04:48.600
destroying the property. This was This was insane if you

85
00:04:48.639 --> 00:04:51.759
looked at all of the video of it, right, And

86
00:04:51.839 --> 00:04:53.959
I remember when I was young, and I'm not going

87
00:04:54.000 --> 00:04:55.600
to call out names, but if my friends are listening,

88
00:04:55.639 --> 00:04:57.720
they know exactly what I'm talking about. I actually had

89
00:04:57.720 --> 00:04:59.519
a neighborhood friend that I grew up with that did

90
00:04:59.519 --> 00:05:02.519
this at a local I think it was a private school,

91
00:05:02.720 --> 00:05:05.600
and it was way more than fifty thousand dollars in damages.

92
00:05:05.800 --> 00:05:11.240
This became huge, so and I think his dad ended

93
00:05:11.319 --> 00:05:14.040
up having to you know, he could have destroyed his

94
00:05:14.079 --> 00:05:17.040
life financially with what all went on with that. Now,

95
00:05:17.040 --> 00:05:18.759
I don't remember all the details because I was a kid,

96
00:05:18.800 --> 00:05:21.800
but like, what do you doing? Kid? What are y'all

97
00:05:21.800 --> 00:05:23.560
doing that you would go destroy a library?

98
00:05:23.720 --> 00:05:29.199
Like right? Yeah? And you know, young kids, of course,

99
00:05:29.279 --> 00:05:32.040
they don't get They don't get it like adults do.

100
00:05:32.120 --> 00:05:34.839
As far as fifty thousand dollars in damage to them

101
00:05:34.920 --> 00:05:38.160
means nothing because they've never earned a dime. So they

102
00:05:38.360 --> 00:05:41.319
just tearing shit up and they need to get you know,

103
00:05:41.720 --> 00:05:45.240
maybe they need to bring back the belt. Yeah, yeah,

104
00:05:45.240 --> 00:05:49.120
because I know I will wear that ass out my kids.

105
00:05:49.360 --> 00:05:51.759
You have never you know, a lie. That's yeah, that's

106
00:05:51.839 --> 00:05:54.240
bad stuff right there. That's a lot of money and

107
00:05:54.480 --> 00:05:57.279
the parents a lot of times end up having to

108
00:05:57.279 --> 00:05:59.240
pay that. Yeah, you know, I.

109
00:05:59.199 --> 00:06:03.519
Mean this, that's crazy that the and they weren't very old,

110
00:06:03.920 --> 00:06:06.839
so it's like they were when they were loose at night.

111
00:06:06.879 --> 00:06:08.800
That kind of made me wonder, Well, this happened during

112
00:06:08.839 --> 00:06:10.920
the day, Yeah at first, but then they came back

113
00:06:10.920 --> 00:06:11.959
that night, right.

114
00:06:11.920 --> 00:06:14.279
Again, Well, it didn't say that said they came back later.

115
00:06:14.480 --> 00:06:16.879
It must have been a weekend then if it might.

116
00:06:16.720 --> 00:06:18.839
Have been seven o'clock in the morning and then three

117
00:06:18.839 --> 00:06:20.240
o'clock in the afternoon.

118
00:06:19.879 --> 00:06:22.399
I guess, Hey, good job, mama's I guess. As far

119
00:06:22.399 --> 00:06:25.160
as turning in their own kids, that's the right thing

120
00:06:25.160 --> 00:06:28.639
to do, right, and hopefully these kids will uh you

121
00:06:28.680 --> 00:06:31.720
know something, I think we miss a lot and people

122
00:06:31.759 --> 00:06:34.199
may disagree with me, but I don't really care. One

123
00:06:34.199 --> 00:06:36.399
thing that irked me when I worked with kids, okay

124
00:06:36.439 --> 00:06:38.720
in the school system, is that when they destroyed stuff,

125
00:06:39.040 --> 00:06:43.319
they got detention or they got suspended. No, you need

126
00:06:43.360 --> 00:06:47.720
to clean up exactly what you messed up. My humble

127
00:06:47.759 --> 00:06:49.720
opinion was that no, no, you can turn around, you

128
00:06:49.759 --> 00:06:51.480
can go over there with a rag. You can go

129
00:06:51.560 --> 00:06:53.879
there with you know, whatever we need, and you can

130
00:06:53.920 --> 00:06:57.040
clean it all up. And I hated that they never

131
00:06:57.079 --> 00:07:00.079
had to be punished in that way, right someone a

132
00:07:00.160 --> 00:07:02.279
janitor would have to pick it up. A janitor would

133
00:07:02.319 --> 00:07:05.639
have to go clean up the mess and whatever. And

134
00:07:05.680 --> 00:07:08.360
I think maybe we're missing the boat there. Whenever we

135
00:07:08.519 --> 00:07:10.360
just suspend somebody. Okay, so you get what a free

136
00:07:10.399 --> 00:07:14.240
few days off of school? Wow? What a punishment? Yeah,

137
00:07:14.560 --> 00:07:16.600
you come destroy my house like that. The jail's gonna

138
00:07:16.600 --> 00:07:18.519
be the least of your worries, cause you come in

139
00:07:18.560 --> 00:07:21.839
to pick it up and fix it, no doubt, whenever

140
00:07:21.879 --> 00:07:24.360
you get out a little pump. I don't like that.

141
00:07:24.800 --> 00:07:26.639
Let's move on to a teacher. I don't like either,

142
00:07:26.920 --> 00:07:30.240
all right, And it's right here in Louisiana, right here,

143
00:07:30.279 --> 00:07:34.160
just down a few interstate exits. A Westdale Middle School

144
00:07:34.160 --> 00:07:36.879
teacher was arrested after a random drug search at the

145
00:07:37.000 --> 00:07:40.759
school yielded cocaine and marijuana. This is according to the

146
00:07:40.800 --> 00:07:43.879
East bat News. Paari Sheriff's Office. Virginia Summers, forty seven

147
00:07:43.959 --> 00:07:47.120
years old, was arrested after a random lockdown dog search.

148
00:07:47.439 --> 00:07:50.360
The dog alerted officials to drugs in Summer's bag, where

149
00:07:50.399 --> 00:07:53.879
they found cocaine in her wallet. Officials say Summers admitted

150
00:07:53.879 --> 00:07:57.040
to using the cocaine during an LSU tailgate and was

151
00:07:57.079 --> 00:08:00.959
given it for free from a friend. Friends are we

152
00:08:01.000 --> 00:08:04.399
hanging out with? Deputy searched her car, I mean, golly.

153
00:08:04.879 --> 00:08:07.360
Deputies then searched her car, where they found marijuana and

154
00:08:07.399 --> 00:08:10.639
pipes in her glove compartment. Summers taught sixth and seventh

155
00:08:10.639 --> 00:08:14.040
grade math intervention for two years, O rest document said,

156
00:08:14.199 --> 00:08:16.920
and she was booked for possession of cocaine, possession of marijuana,

157
00:08:16.959 --> 00:08:20.839
drug paraphernalia, and violation of controlled dangerous substances in a

158
00:08:21.319 --> 00:08:22.079
school zone.

159
00:08:22.519 --> 00:08:26.519
Yeah. I don't believe that somebody gave that to her

160
00:08:26.519 --> 00:08:28.439
and she forgot it was in her wallet. Number one,

161
00:08:28.519 --> 00:08:31.959
number two. Obviously, that gets you out of no trouble.

162
00:08:33.360 --> 00:08:35.639
I mean, it's like when Paris Hilton said, remember when

163
00:08:35.639 --> 00:08:37.480
she got arrested, she had like cocaine in her pants,

164
00:08:37.480 --> 00:08:39.600
and she's like, these are my friend's pants. The cops

165
00:08:39.600 --> 00:08:42.279
are a lot. You should look that up. Really, she said,

166
00:08:42.320 --> 00:08:44.600
these are my friend's pants pairs. Ain't nobody else fitting

167
00:08:44.639 --> 00:08:47.080
those skinny ass pants? Those were your pants pairs?

168
00:08:47.799 --> 00:08:52.399
Anyway, back to this story, so the lady essentially is

169
00:08:52.480 --> 00:08:55.960
blaming this obviously on her friend, and she gave me

170
00:08:56.000 --> 00:08:58.840
that at the LSU tailgate and it was a little

171
00:08:58.879 --> 00:09:00.879
bump and I was spaced to take that bump, and

172
00:09:00.879 --> 00:09:03.639
I must have forgot it was in my purse. The

173
00:09:03.720 --> 00:09:06.519
funny thing is about this, if you're looking at for

174
00:09:06.559 --> 00:09:08.879
a funny side of things, is these drug dogs are

175
00:09:08.960 --> 00:09:12.159
running up and down these and instead of what you

176
00:09:12.159 --> 00:09:14.759
would think is them hitting on a student's book sack,

177
00:09:15.000 --> 00:09:17.399
it hits on the teacher's purse. And she was probably

178
00:09:17.440 --> 00:09:21.639
like a yeah, oh rock I had in there from

179
00:09:21.679 --> 00:09:26.480
the weekend, Go Tigers. Yeah that's not good.

180
00:09:26.679 --> 00:09:30.240
I actually have a similar story personally. Okay, So I

181
00:09:30.279 --> 00:09:33.559
taught criminal justice and part of that was I like

182
00:09:33.639 --> 00:09:35.600
I had these boxes I put up on the wall

183
00:09:35.720 --> 00:09:38.279
and it had like how a meth lab. Not total.

184
00:09:38.320 --> 00:09:40.200
I wasn't teaching kids how to make meth. Everybody calmed down,

185
00:09:40.240 --> 00:09:41.799
but it had like kind of the common things you

186
00:09:41.840 --> 00:09:44.799
can just go to Walmart and get to that meth

187
00:09:44.840 --> 00:09:47.000
or made from and stuff like that. Well, some of

188
00:09:47.039 --> 00:09:50.559
the paraphernalia that I had was old and was confiscated

189
00:09:51.200 --> 00:09:54.080
whenever I was working, or some other friends of mine

190
00:09:54.080 --> 00:09:56.120
that earn law enforcement were working. So I had created

191
00:09:56.120 --> 00:09:59.399
this display board with some things in it to show kids,

192
00:10:00.399 --> 00:10:03.600
you know, what it looks like or whatever. No disclaimer,

193
00:10:03.639 --> 00:10:05.799
I did not have a dimebag or something up hanging

194
00:10:05.840 --> 00:10:09.360
up there. Okay, anyway, well, apparently one of these grinders

195
00:10:09.480 --> 00:10:11.799
or whatever that I had had enough residues. So we

196
00:10:11.840 --> 00:10:15.600
did a lockdown and the dogs came through. And guess

197
00:10:15.639 --> 00:10:19.639
whose classroom was like overload with these dog with the

198
00:10:19.679 --> 00:10:23.519
dog like having a mine okay, because it was hitting

199
00:10:23.639 --> 00:10:28.200
on those boxes as if I had drugs in my classroom.

200
00:10:28.960 --> 00:10:31.039
Talk about shit your pants, because I did not have

201
00:10:31.120 --> 00:10:34.840
drugs in the classroom. But well when I explained what

202
00:10:34.879 --> 00:10:36.600
it was and the dog went and they're like, oh, yeah,

203
00:10:36.879 --> 00:10:39.559
I mean it wasn't There was no drugs in it.

204
00:10:39.559 --> 00:10:42.679
It was just a a residue smell and they can

205
00:10:42.679 --> 00:10:44.320
pick it up. Because a lot of people don't know

206
00:10:44.360 --> 00:10:48.000
this when a canine comes in. Canines are not like humans.

207
00:10:48.039 --> 00:10:49.840
Like when we walk into a restaurant and we smell

208
00:10:50.080 --> 00:10:53.639
a cheeseburger, we go, ooh, that's a cheeseburger. But whenever

209
00:10:53.679 --> 00:10:57.320
a canine smells a cheeseburger. They smell it, by peace.

210
00:10:57.440 --> 00:10:59.480
They smell the bread, they smell the lettuce, they smell

211
00:10:59.519 --> 00:11:03.360
the tomato. So these dogs noses are very, very, very sensitive,

212
00:11:03.399 --> 00:11:05.960
I guess, is my point. And so just the smallest

213
00:11:06.000 --> 00:11:09.000
amount and and they can find it.

214
00:11:09.639 --> 00:11:14.720
Yeah, they they certainly can. And you know one way

215
00:11:14.799 --> 00:11:17.240
that a human instead of a dog can tell if

216
00:11:17.279 --> 00:11:20.080
cocaine is cocaine is to smell it.

217
00:11:20.120 --> 00:11:20.679
Is that what you do.

218
00:11:20.840 --> 00:11:23.559
That's what I do. Some people take well, some people

219
00:11:23.600 --> 00:11:26.240
do that. I smell it because I know what cocaine

220
00:11:26.279 --> 00:11:26.720
smells it.

221
00:11:26.840 --> 00:11:30.440
You actively smell it. Good God, Jamathy. And you know

222
00:11:30.480 --> 00:11:33.480
she was teaching math intervention. But math is hard enough.

223
00:11:33.480 --> 00:11:35.639
Can you imagine that bitch being on cocaine teaching you

224
00:11:35.720 --> 00:11:39.159
math and it's supposed to be an intervention class. Yeah,

225
00:11:41.480 --> 00:11:42.440
you take it to you and you added to it,

226
00:11:42.440 --> 00:11:43.399
and then you get four, and then you take it

227
00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:44.399
four and you go down the hollway. And when you

228
00:11:44.440 --> 00:11:46.279
go down the hollay, that's when you your friend.

229
00:11:46.120 --> 00:11:49.720
You take because they get Yeah, she talks to you fast,

230
00:11:49.879 --> 00:11:50.440
that's the lord.

231
00:11:50.480 --> 00:11:52.320
Yeah, that's one thing you don't want is your math

232
00:11:52.399 --> 00:11:56.159
teacher on cocin. Yeah, I'm lady.

233
00:11:56.480 --> 00:11:59.759
Yes, it's horrible, Yeah, it really is. Don't do drugs, kids,

234
00:12:00.039 --> 00:12:03.679
definitely not. And teachers, yeah, hopefully no kids listen to this.

235
00:12:04.159 --> 00:12:07.240
If you do, don't say not to drugs.

236
00:12:07.600 --> 00:12:10.039
All right, we're gonna go. In North Dakota, a little

237
00:12:10.120 --> 00:12:13.039
more serious story here, a North Dakota woman has been

238
00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:17.360
arrested and charged with attempted murder after authorities alleged she

239
00:12:17.559 --> 00:12:22.159
tried to kill her boyfriend with a hatchet as he slept.

240
00:12:22.759 --> 00:12:26.720
The incidents happened in Fargo, North Dakota, where the woman

241
00:12:26.879 --> 00:12:30.039
reportedly left her boyfriend with a large slice in his

242
00:12:30.159 --> 00:12:33.399
head and that's how they describe it, a large slice

243
00:12:33.399 --> 00:12:37.679
in his head and multiple fingers hanging off his hand.

244
00:12:37.960 --> 00:12:41.879
Another man was at the house when alleged when the

245
00:12:41.919 --> 00:12:45.039
alleged incident occurred and was a witness to what happened.

246
00:12:45.080 --> 00:12:49.519
The man told police he saw Lena Davelia delivering a

247
00:12:49.559 --> 00:12:52.600
blow with the hatchet, adding that she seemed to be

248
00:12:52.720 --> 00:12:55.919
quote out of it during the attack. You think she

249
00:12:56.039 --> 00:12:58.559
might have been out of it, he said. He loved

250
00:12:58.600 --> 00:13:01.279
he saw her swing down the hatchet. He couldn't see

251
00:13:01.320 --> 00:13:05.120
the point of the strike due to obstructions, but heard

252
00:13:05.159 --> 00:13:10.799
it sound like splitting wood. Wow, imagine that. Initially thinking

253
00:13:10.879 --> 00:13:14.360
she hit the head rest or the headboard, the witness

254
00:13:14.399 --> 00:13:18.200
said Davillia appeared to have come to after hearing a

255
00:13:18.320 --> 00:13:21.639
click of the foot rest on a nearby recliner chair

256
00:13:22.080 --> 00:13:25.080
and seeing blood around her, leading her to quickly flee

257
00:13:25.159 --> 00:13:28.679
the scene. Authority said she was arrested two days later

258
00:13:28.759 --> 00:13:33.679
in Moorhead, Minnesota, which is about a mile away. How

259
00:13:33.720 --> 00:13:36.720
do you go on the run a mile away? I

260
00:13:36.759 --> 00:13:39.279
mean a mile is nothing. That's like going from one

261
00:13:39.320 --> 00:13:42.840
neighborhood to another. I'm safe now. They'll never find me here.

262
00:13:43.039 --> 00:13:46.519
I'm a mile away. Police responded to the scene after

263
00:13:46.600 --> 00:13:48.840
the victim called nine one one. I bet he did.

264
00:13:49.279 --> 00:13:52.240
He was reportedly alone at the house when officers arrived,

265
00:13:52.279 --> 00:13:55.000
and said no one else was with him when Davillia

266
00:13:55.120 --> 00:13:58.240
attacked him, though police later learned the witness was present.

267
00:13:58.279 --> 00:14:00.399
So I wonder why he lied about that.

268
00:14:00.399 --> 00:14:02.279
I don't think he did. I think he was disoriented.

269
00:14:02.360 --> 00:14:03.679
He got hit in the head with a hatchet.

270
00:14:03.840 --> 00:14:07.120
Yeah, that'd be a good excuse. I might have forgot

271
00:14:07.320 --> 00:14:10.879
my madoubla obulung gotta got cut in half, and I

272
00:14:10.879 --> 00:14:15.240
can't remember I don't know. Investigators found a blood drell

273
00:14:15.360 --> 00:14:18.039
coming from the garage of the house to where the

274
00:14:18.120 --> 00:14:21.720
victim and witness were all staying. The boyfriend was taken

275
00:14:21.759 --> 00:14:24.519
to a local hospital. He had surgery on his fingers

276
00:14:24.960 --> 00:14:27.720
and devilia. She declined to speak with police when she

277
00:14:27.840 --> 00:14:30.679
was arrested, and has since been charged with attentive murder

278
00:14:31.039 --> 00:14:34.799
and aggravated assault. I wonder what he did to piss

279
00:14:34.840 --> 00:14:37.159
her off so bad she took a hatchet to him.

280
00:14:37.799 --> 00:14:40.360
I don't I don't even know. But it's not it

281
00:14:40.399 --> 00:14:42.720
doesn't matter what he did. I mean, he's asleep, so

282
00:14:42.720 --> 00:14:44.919
he takes someone who's defenseless and can't you know, and

283
00:14:44.960 --> 00:14:46.600
that's when you decide to attack.

284
00:14:47.360 --> 00:14:52.080
In North Dakota. You're evil, now, Fargo, don't go into

285
00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:52.519
the movie.

286
00:14:52.639 --> 00:14:55.559
I mean, if she couldn't have just swung it one time,

287
00:14:55.600 --> 00:14:58.240
if there's a strike to the head and his fingers

288
00:14:58.279 --> 00:14:58.799
are hanging.

289
00:14:58.639 --> 00:15:00.960
Off, maybe he went to block it and it went

290
00:15:00.960 --> 00:15:02.399
through his fingers and hit his head.

291
00:15:02.320 --> 00:15:05.360
While he was asleep. I need more details of this,

292
00:15:05.440 --> 00:15:10.039
but yeah, poor guy, man, I'm that's gotta be uh traumatizing.

293
00:15:10.240 --> 00:15:11.639
It's like shit out of a cherry.

294
00:15:11.919 --> 00:15:15.000
I would say so Wow, I never going to sleep

295
00:15:15.039 --> 00:15:17.159
in front of a woman again is probably what he's thinking.

296
00:15:17.759 --> 00:15:18.759
They're going to bad first.

297
00:15:18.759 --> 00:15:21.799
I wonder if she's on drugs or something, uh something.

298
00:15:22.120 --> 00:15:24.799
You know. Some people take the taking insomniam that's what

299
00:15:24.840 --> 00:15:26.679
as I say. Some people take the sleeping medicine and

300
00:15:26.720 --> 00:15:27.159
then like.

301
00:15:27.440 --> 00:15:29.679
But they don't cut people's heads off. They cook foods.

302
00:15:29.759 --> 00:15:32.000
I know my mother in law drive car. My mother

303
00:15:32.080 --> 00:15:34.600
in law made something in a crock pot outside right

304
00:15:34.600 --> 00:15:37.480
after the big great flood and didn't even know it because.

305
00:15:37.240 --> 00:15:38.879
She's a big great flood.

306
00:15:38.759 --> 00:15:42.360
Big grape not know. The ours here locally are.

307
00:15:42.279 --> 00:15:44.960
Greape flood of twenty sixteen. Yeah, that thing, the big

308
00:15:45.000 --> 00:15:45.600
grape flood.

309
00:15:45.679 --> 00:15:46.519
He know, everybody smelled.

310
00:15:46.519 --> 00:15:48.159
There's nothing great about that flood.

311
00:15:48.879 --> 00:15:51.960
Listen, we all smelled something delicious while we're trying to

312
00:15:51.960 --> 00:15:54.519
clean out the house and everything. We're like, who's cooking?

313
00:15:54.559 --> 00:15:57.399
And it turned out she had taken her sleep medicine.

314
00:15:57.399 --> 00:15:59.320
We called it the blue football. She took her little

315
00:15:59.360 --> 00:16:02.240
blue football, blae football. It was shaped like a little

316
00:16:02.279 --> 00:16:02.840
blue football.

317
00:16:02.840 --> 00:16:05.720
Her sleep It was blue. Are you sure was viagar?

318
00:16:06.120 --> 00:16:08.879
She didn't take no down via viagra is blue? No,

319
00:16:09.000 --> 00:16:11.879
she didn't take it down viagra. But anyway, she cooked

320
00:16:11.879 --> 00:16:15.399
a pot roast, smelled delish.

321
00:16:14.840 --> 00:16:17.480
She was taking viagaray. I just don't know.

322
00:16:17.440 --> 00:16:20.159
It, but you know, you say that my mama went

323
00:16:20.200 --> 00:16:22.879
to go get her diabetes medicine one time right here locally.

324
00:16:23.000 --> 00:16:24.039
That's what she told you.

325
00:16:24.080 --> 00:16:25.720
No, they gave her viagri.

326
00:16:26.799 --> 00:16:29.519
I bet, I'm mad. That was an accident. You saw it.

327
00:16:29.639 --> 00:16:33.039
She's like, all that's supposed to be my diabetes gave

328
00:16:33.080 --> 00:16:33.919
me the all mad?

329
00:16:34.399 --> 00:16:37.000
I said, Mama, did you like grow a beard and

330
00:16:37.039 --> 00:16:37.759
get excited?

331
00:16:37.799 --> 00:16:38.080
Hell?

332
00:16:38.320 --> 00:16:38.639
Lord?

333
00:16:38.759 --> 00:16:39.039
All right?

334
00:16:39.120 --> 00:16:41.000
Yeah, So let's go to Kentucky and this is the

335
00:16:41.000 --> 00:16:43.879
story that's been all over the headlines. University of Kentucky

336
00:16:43.960 --> 00:16:47.600
cheerleader Lake and Snelling's newborn had been dead for hours

337
00:16:47.639 --> 00:16:50.559
when someone discovered the tiny body inside a closet in

338
00:16:50.600 --> 00:16:54.200
her off campus home, according to the newly released information

339
00:16:54.240 --> 00:16:57.240
from authorities. So, when this story originally broke, we didn't

340
00:16:57.440 --> 00:17:00.679
cover it because the details were so limited. But now

341
00:17:00.679 --> 00:17:02.879
that there's more detail, we're gonna go ahead and catch you up.

342
00:17:03.120 --> 00:17:06.240
So on August twenty seventh, at ten thirty four am,

343
00:17:06.440 --> 00:17:09.119
a Lexington police dispatcher received a nine to one one

344
00:17:09.119 --> 00:17:12.079
call about the discovery of a newborn wrapped in a

345
00:17:12.119 --> 00:17:15.599
towel inside of a trash bag in the closet of

346
00:17:15.680 --> 00:17:19.160
an on camp or an off campus home. The complainant

347
00:17:19.400 --> 00:17:22.640
just found a dead baby in a closet. The dispatcher disclosed,

348
00:17:22.799 --> 00:17:25.440
it's cold to the touch. Oh my god, yeah. No.

349
00:17:26.400 --> 00:17:28.839
The temperature of the body indicates that the newborn had

350
00:17:28.880 --> 00:17:31.160
been dead for at least three to four hours. According

351
00:17:31.200 --> 00:17:34.079
to the report, After the first hour of death, the

352
00:17:34.119 --> 00:17:36.440
body generally begins to cool by one to one and

353
00:17:36.440 --> 00:17:39.039
a half degrees per hour. The newborn was wrapped in

354
00:17:39.079 --> 00:17:41.599
a towel inside of a trash a black trash bag,

355
00:17:41.839 --> 00:17:45.119
and authorities identified Lake and Snelling as the biological mother

356
00:17:45.160 --> 00:17:48.160
of the baby boy. Snelling, who was on the stunt

357
00:17:48.839 --> 00:17:52.319
competitive cheer team at the University of Kentucky, wasn't home

358
00:17:52.359 --> 00:17:54.920
when the nine one one call was placed, and police,

359
00:17:55.000 --> 00:17:59.519
EMTs and the fire department all arrived shortly thereafter. Officers

360
00:17:59.519 --> 00:18:02.400
found her about five minutes away from the home shortly after,

361
00:18:02.799 --> 00:18:04.920
according to the report, and she was taken to police

362
00:18:04.920 --> 00:18:08.960
headquarters and asked to be checked out medically. Snelling admitted

363
00:18:08.960 --> 00:18:12.000
to giving birth when interviewed by officers and decleaning up

364
00:18:12.039 --> 00:18:14.960
all evidence and throwing it in the trash bag, including

365
00:18:14.960 --> 00:18:17.440
the infant who was wrapped in a towel. On Sunday,

366
00:18:17.519 --> 00:18:20.480
August thirty first, Lake and Snelling, She's twenty one, by

367
00:18:20.519 --> 00:18:22.839
the way, she was arrested and charged with abuse of

368
00:18:22.839 --> 00:18:25.720
a corpse, tampering with physical evidence, and concealing the birth

369
00:18:25.759 --> 00:18:28.359
of an infant. After her arrest, Snelling was held at

370
00:18:28.400 --> 00:18:31.160
the Fayette County Detention Center, but she was released on

371
00:18:31.200 --> 00:18:33.960
September the second on a one hundred thousand dollars bond.

372
00:18:34.319 --> 00:18:36.920
She appeared in court on Tuesday, September the second, where

373
00:18:36.920 --> 00:18:40.599
she has now pled not guilty. On Wednesday, September the third,

374
00:18:41.359 --> 00:18:43.920
the Fayette County coroner, his name is Gary gin He

375
00:18:44.000 --> 00:18:48.119
said the results of a preliminary autopsy yielded inconclusive findings

376
00:18:48.279 --> 00:18:51.680
for the baby's cause of death. The death investigation remains

377
00:18:51.720 --> 00:18:55.960
ongoing pending the results of these studies. Given that questions

378
00:18:55.960 --> 00:18:59.000
still remained about when she gave birth, if she possibly

379
00:18:59.039 --> 00:19:02.319
had a miscarriage, or if the baby was born alive

380
00:19:02.599 --> 00:19:05.160
or still born, and whether she even knew if she

381
00:19:05.200 --> 00:19:08.160
was pregnant or not, Snelling was placed on house arrest

382
00:19:08.240 --> 00:19:11.400
at her parents' home in Jefferson City, Tennessee, where she remains.

383
00:19:11.839 --> 00:19:15.400
Just a horrible story, and you know one thing about it.

384
00:19:15.559 --> 00:19:19.000
First of all, look, I don't know how you wouldn't

385
00:19:19.160 --> 00:19:22.319
be able to know you're pregnant. I would think there

386
00:19:22.359 --> 00:19:26.119
were and I'm not obviously a female, but I would

387
00:19:26.119 --> 00:19:30.440
think there's plenty of signs to that outside of just

388
00:19:30.599 --> 00:19:33.480
you having a belly that you didn't initially have. I mean,

389
00:19:33.480 --> 00:19:34.480
this was a cheerleader.

390
00:19:34.559 --> 00:19:36.200
I saw pictures she was pregnant.

391
00:19:36.559 --> 00:19:41.480
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She wasn't. She was someone

392
00:19:41.519 --> 00:19:44.720
who wasn't like heavy set or anything like that prior

393
00:19:44.759 --> 00:19:47.319
to this, to where maybe you could use that as

394
00:19:47.319 --> 00:19:51.920
some sort of lame excuse. That being said, you know,

395
00:19:52.400 --> 00:19:55.559
I don't know that maybe the baby wasn't born still born,

396
00:19:55.880 --> 00:20:00.279
and maybe she panicked. I don't know. I mean, it

397
00:20:00.359 --> 00:20:03.240
is a really bizarre case. I dug into it, and

398
00:20:03.279 --> 00:20:06.640
there's just it's just really bizarre because I couldn't believe

399
00:20:06.680 --> 00:20:10.079
they let her out of jail initially, and then I'm like, well,

400
00:20:09.880 --> 00:20:13.279
all this other shit's coming out, what the hell happened?

401
00:20:13.359 --> 00:20:15.720
I can be compassionate to a point, Okay, I can

402
00:20:15.759 --> 00:20:18.000
be compassionate if she was pregnant and she didn't want

403
00:20:18.000 --> 00:20:19.839
people to know because she wanted to continue cheering, and

404
00:20:19.880 --> 00:20:23.319
she's young and she's not making good decisions. I can

405
00:20:23.359 --> 00:20:27.880
be compassionate that you gave birth alone and how terrifying

406
00:20:27.920 --> 00:20:30.920
that must have been. And I can be compassionate whenever

407
00:20:30.960 --> 00:20:33.240
you may have panicked. But where I'm going to draw

408
00:20:33.279 --> 00:20:36.559
the line is whenever you think it appropriate to wrap

409
00:20:36.759 --> 00:20:38.839
your baby, not try to get help for your baby,

410
00:20:39.400 --> 00:20:41.359
and then wrap it and throw it in a trash

411
00:20:41.359 --> 00:20:43.359
bag in the back of your closet. That's where I'm

412
00:20:43.400 --> 00:20:45.880
drawing the line, because that looks like malice to me.

413
00:20:46.839 --> 00:20:49.599
Yeah, and if the baby was still born, it was

414
00:20:49.640 --> 00:20:54.799
already dead. That's where I'm talking about the panic. Yeah,

415
00:20:54.880 --> 00:20:57.799
like I don't know what to do. Like, obviously this

416
00:20:58.000 --> 00:21:02.160
was completely the wrong decision. But everybody, Kelly, everybody that

417
00:21:02.279 --> 00:21:04.640
knows this chick says, there's it will be like you

418
00:21:04.720 --> 00:21:08.599
doing it. Yeah, I'm like, people are like, this is

419
00:21:08.680 --> 00:21:12.000
not who this girl is. Like this is completely bizarre,

420
00:21:12.480 --> 00:21:14.240
and she knew she wasn't gonna get away with it.

421
00:21:14.319 --> 00:21:17.200
She left it in a closet. Well, I'm like she

422
00:21:17.279 --> 00:21:19.880
tried to hide it in a garbage can or something.

423
00:21:19.920 --> 00:21:21.880
What if and I say it, it was a bean

424
00:21:22.000 --> 00:21:24.839
baby boy a baby. She left this baby her son.

425
00:21:25.240 --> 00:21:29.240
Yeah, so part of me wonders if she she knew

426
00:21:29.279 --> 00:21:32.519
she was pregnant, she didn't want people to know. Then

427
00:21:32.559 --> 00:21:35.359
if she did go into labor early, had this baby,

428
00:21:35.400 --> 00:21:37.119
the shock of it all, but the baby was dead,

429
00:21:37.119 --> 00:21:38.759
then she's like, Okay, well then I can keep it

430
00:21:38.759 --> 00:21:40.960
a secret and no one has to know anything. And

431
00:21:41.000 --> 00:21:42.519
I'm wondering, but you put it in.

432
00:21:42.839 --> 00:21:45.000
You put the baby in a closet. You didn't put

433
00:21:45.000 --> 00:21:48.359
the baby in trying to hide the baby, right, That's

434
00:21:48.400 --> 00:21:49.400
what blows my mind.

435
00:21:49.440 --> 00:21:51.319
But what I'm saying is if the baby was still born,

436
00:21:51.920 --> 00:21:56.000
then in her immature, young mind, I'm wondering if she thought, well,

437
00:21:56.039 --> 00:21:58.759
he's dead, there's nothing I can do anyway, Maybe I

438
00:21:58.759 --> 00:22:01.000
can just keep this a secret and no one will

439
00:22:01.000 --> 00:22:02.920
ever know anything. That's why she cleaned it up.

440
00:22:03.200 --> 00:22:06.200
But why did she hide the baby in a closet,

441
00:22:06.400 --> 00:22:10.200
Because if that was my mentality, I'm saying I would

442
00:22:10.200 --> 00:22:14.000
have taken the baby somewhere and hid the baby, like.

443
00:22:15.640 --> 00:22:19.000
You know, And this is obviously I can't think about, well,

444
00:22:19.079 --> 00:22:21.960
I can't. I can't think like that person would think,

445
00:22:22.079 --> 00:22:25.279
because I would never do that. But I'm good. I'm

446
00:22:25.319 --> 00:22:27.640
not gonna put the baby in a closet and say, Okay,

447
00:22:27.720 --> 00:22:30.759
now I'm safe. Nobody's ever gonna find the baby here.

448
00:22:31.000 --> 00:22:33.519
That's why I'm saying it. It seems like she wasn't

449
00:22:33.519 --> 00:22:34.599
in her right mind.

450
00:22:34.759 --> 00:22:37.359
Yeah, but maybe it was temporary because she cleaned up.

451
00:22:37.920 --> 00:22:40.000
She just gave birth, and she got up and like

452
00:22:40.079 --> 00:22:42.319
she walked and was going somewhere. Was she going to class?

453
00:22:42.960 --> 00:22:48.079
The whole thing is is there's something not right about it.

454
00:22:48.559 --> 00:22:51.000
When you put a baby sound of sound mind, Okay,

455
00:22:51.039 --> 00:22:52.359
when you put a baby in a trash bag in

456
00:22:52.359 --> 00:22:55.160
your closet, that sound mind goes, what the hell's wrong

457
00:22:55.200 --> 00:22:59.240
with you? But I do wonder if maybe that was

458
00:23:00.759 --> 00:23:01.799
she wasn't in her right mind.

459
00:23:01.799 --> 00:23:06.880
I don't know what. It's horrible, it's bizarre, it's it's

460
00:23:07.000 --> 00:23:10.160
just awful. But hopefully more details that come.

461
00:23:10.079 --> 00:23:13.079
Out, yeah than that that was your son, of course.

462
00:23:13.240 --> 00:23:16.680
Yeah, no doubt about it is. And I'm telling you

463
00:23:16.799 --> 00:23:19.960
all accounts of everybody who's ever known this girl said

464
00:23:20.039 --> 00:23:23.200
that she thinks the same way you just said, and

465
00:23:23.319 --> 00:23:27.240
the way I think and they can't. This makes absolutely

466
00:23:27.359 --> 00:23:29.880
zer worth sense to anybody that's ever named this girl,

467
00:23:29.920 --> 00:23:34.960
which is just blazed my mind. Horrible, yeah, awful. All right,

468
00:23:35.039 --> 00:23:38.400
well let's lighten it up a little bit, then, how

469
00:23:38.400 --> 00:23:41.559
about that, and let's go to a far off land,

470
00:23:41.839 --> 00:23:44.200
the far off land of British Columbia. Have you ever

471
00:23:44.240 --> 00:23:46.039
been to British Columbia? Nope, I have.

472
00:23:46.559 --> 00:23:48.680
I've been nowhere, Jim. I mean, I've been in like

473
00:23:48.880 --> 00:23:51.119
four states, maybe five.

474
00:23:52.279 --> 00:23:52.680
Really.

475
00:23:53.000 --> 00:23:57.920
I've been to Texas, I've been to have been to Utah, actually, Utah.

476
00:23:57.960 --> 00:24:00.000
I've been to al Yeah, I went to Salt Lake City,

477
00:24:00.160 --> 00:24:04.119
Utah on a conference. Okay, And I've been to where

478
00:24:04.119 --> 00:24:06.319
all have you been? Because I haven't been anywhere? Well,

479
00:24:06.359 --> 00:24:08.200
I take the back. I did go on my honeymoon

480
00:24:08.279 --> 00:24:11.119
to world to like the Bahamas.

481
00:24:11.759 --> 00:24:14.440
You've been to the Bahamas. Well that's that's out of

482
00:24:14.440 --> 00:24:16.279
the freaking fifty states.

483
00:24:16.319 --> 00:24:19.400
I mean, yeah, I don't even know where British Columbia is,

484
00:24:19.400 --> 00:24:21.359
though I'm not. I'm not good at you.

485
00:24:21.880 --> 00:24:23.920
Like Canada, Well, no, hell no.

486
00:24:23.960 --> 00:24:25.079
Wonder I've been there.

487
00:24:25.319 --> 00:24:26.519
It's right next to Canada.

488
00:24:26.559 --> 00:24:28.160
I've never been up on the map that far.

489
00:24:28.680 --> 00:24:32.119
Okay, well, let's go to British Columbia, okay, and we're

490
00:24:32.119 --> 00:24:34.480
going to tell you that if you decide that you

491
00:24:34.480 --> 00:24:36.680
want a drink and drive in British Columbia, it's probably

492
00:24:36.680 --> 00:24:40.680
a bad decision. So it's possible even to get arrusted

493
00:24:41.160 --> 00:24:46.359
for driving a pink child size barbigee under the influence. Yes,

494
00:24:46.960 --> 00:24:49.000
and we'll tell you about this incident that occurred on

495
00:24:49.039 --> 00:24:53.240
a busy street in Prince George, British Columbia, a man

496
00:24:53.359 --> 00:24:56.759
by the name of Casper Lincoln Jesus.

497
00:24:56.839 --> 00:24:58.160
That sounds like, don't make fun of me.

498
00:24:58.279 --> 00:25:01.480
I knew it, Casper, she's the it friendly goes. I

499
00:25:01.480 --> 00:25:04.359
thought the same thing. Well, he proved that even driving

500
00:25:04.400 --> 00:25:07.240
that Barbie Jeep can lead to a rest if you've

501
00:25:07.279 --> 00:25:09.319
had a little bit too much. In an interview with

502
00:25:09.440 --> 00:25:12.720
a British Columbia news outlet, he said he had been

503
00:25:12.759 --> 00:25:15.000
planning to meet up with a friend to get a slurpy.

504
00:25:17.200 --> 00:25:20.720
He's a grown ass man. Look all my friends out there.

505
00:25:20.720 --> 00:25:22.599
If I call you and say, hey, you want to

506
00:25:22.640 --> 00:25:26.839
go get a slurpy in a Barbie Jeep, yeah, think

507
00:25:26.839 --> 00:25:30.200
about that. But he got lazy. He was just gonna

508
00:25:30.200 --> 00:25:32.839
walk there because British Columbia ain't that big, right, And

509
00:25:32.880 --> 00:25:35.319
it's really not. It's like a little quaint town. You

510
00:25:35.359 --> 00:25:37.640
could walk from one end to the other. He gets

511
00:25:37.720 --> 00:25:41.000
lazy and he's like, you know what, I'm not gonna

512
00:25:41.000 --> 00:25:43.720
walk to go get this slurpy. I'm gonna go ahead

513
00:25:43.759 --> 00:25:46.680
and take my roommate's child's toy car instead of walking.

514
00:25:47.480 --> 00:25:51.759
So he's driving down the road. Multiple onlookers find this funny,

515
00:25:51.799 --> 00:25:53.920
as we all would, and they do what you think

516
00:25:53.960 --> 00:25:55.880
they do. They pull out their cell phones, so they

517
00:25:55.880 --> 00:25:58.880
start taking video of his. Dude, he's cruising down the

518
00:25:58.920 --> 00:26:04.279
main strip. He's wearing these large reflective sunglasses and you

519
00:26:04.279 --> 00:26:09.400
can see him being trailed by police. Now he told

520
00:26:09.599 --> 00:26:12.200
he told this news outlet that he had never drove

521
00:26:12.359 --> 00:26:15.279
the Barbie Jeep before. I mean, you got that going

522
00:26:15.359 --> 00:26:17.640
for you, because oh yeah, this is my tenth time

523
00:26:17.720 --> 00:26:20.400
driving it. You know, really would have been weird. And

524
00:26:20.480 --> 00:26:23.400
he was actually using hand signals and everything he said

525
00:26:23.480 --> 00:26:26.119
when he would turn. And he also said, I had

526
00:26:26.160 --> 00:26:28.440
no idea I was breaking in the laws. I didn't

527
00:26:28.440 --> 00:26:30.920
know it was against the law to drive Barbie Jeep drunk.

528
00:26:31.319 --> 00:26:34.119
I thought it had to be a regular car. Well, police,

529
00:26:34.119 --> 00:26:37.240
on the other hand, they thought different. They released a

530
00:26:37.279 --> 00:26:41.000
statement saying, quote, while it might seem to some to

531
00:26:41.079 --> 00:26:44.480
be an inefficient use of police time to pull over

532
00:26:44.559 --> 00:26:48.000
a driver in a toy car, the risk of the driver.

533
00:26:48.480 --> 00:26:50.839
The risk of the driver was creating the other murderers

534
00:26:50.960 --> 00:26:53.559
on the road who were forced to go around him,

535
00:26:53.720 --> 00:26:57.359
coupled with the wrisk to himself and other drivers who

536
00:26:57.359 --> 00:27:00.119
are not in the habit of looking for toy cars

537
00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:03.680
on a busney road was enough to warn police attention.

538
00:27:03.799 --> 00:27:06.319
I gotta say I kind of agree with that. Yeah, like,

539
00:27:06.759 --> 00:27:10.000
you know, you can't just be jumping on a major highway,

540
00:27:10.039 --> 00:27:14.079
y'all the same a neighborhood subdivision street. Come on, the

541
00:27:14.160 --> 00:27:17.359
man said, despite the unfortunate turn of events, he doesn't

542
00:27:17.400 --> 00:27:20.160
hold any grudges, and he's chalking it up to a

543
00:27:20.240 --> 00:27:23.519
learning lesson which we all should when we go drive

544
00:27:23.559 --> 00:27:24.559
Barbie Jeeps drunk.

545
00:27:25.640 --> 00:27:27.880
Have you ever driven a Barbie Geep drunk?

546
00:27:28.039 --> 00:27:32.079
I haven't ever driven a Barbie Jeep proudly drunk or ceber.

547
00:27:32.119 --> 00:27:34.799
That was almost a setup and you passed you've never

548
00:27:34.880 --> 00:27:37.400
driven one at all, So that's a good thing. We

549
00:27:38.680 --> 00:27:41.519
bought one of those electric cars for our kids. But

550
00:27:41.599 --> 00:27:44.519
this one was like much faster than like not a

551
00:27:44.559 --> 00:27:46.039
barbie car, you know. It was like a bigger one

552
00:27:46.079 --> 00:27:48.720
with cool wheels on it and stuff. And so we

553
00:27:48.759 --> 00:27:51.599
went out in the front yard and we let him loose,

554
00:27:51.599 --> 00:27:54.319
put our helmets on, so go after it. It wasn't

555
00:27:54.440 --> 00:27:59.759
fifteen seconds later we heard boom. Our kids slammed into

556
00:27:59.839 --> 00:28:02.720
a light pole and almost killed themselves. It looked like

557
00:28:02.920 --> 00:28:05.400
actual wreckage on the highway. They flew out of.

558
00:28:05.359 --> 00:28:08.960
The car and oh, come off key a toy car.

559
00:28:09.160 --> 00:28:12.680
Call my husband, Call my husband. It had two batteries

560
00:28:12.680 --> 00:28:14.279
in it. It was as it was like a It

561
00:28:14.359 --> 00:28:16.759
was like a cool car for a little bit older

562
00:28:16.799 --> 00:28:20.759
than little Bitti's. But it went fast. How fast I

563
00:28:20.799 --> 00:28:22.480
think it went like twenty miles an hour.

564
00:28:22.960 --> 00:28:25.599
You put your babies in a car that went twenty

565
00:28:25.640 --> 00:28:26.440
miles an hour.

566
00:28:26.559 --> 00:28:28.559
Okay, maybe it wasn't twenty, but it felt like it.

567
00:28:28.920 --> 00:28:32.440
As their mother, it felt like it. But sure, okay, well,

568
00:28:32.480 --> 00:28:34.799
I thought my children were bright enough not to drive

569
00:28:34.920 --> 00:28:37.240
straight into all They're not. No, they're not.

570
00:28:38.079 --> 00:28:39.680
No kids are well.

571
00:28:39.759 --> 00:28:42.759
We learned that, dumb We learned that lesson.

572
00:28:44.960 --> 00:28:46.680
And it looked like an actual wreck.

573
00:28:48.319 --> 00:28:50.279
I tell you what. We'll post a picture. Remind me,

574
00:28:50.319 --> 00:28:53.160
I'll post a picture. I think of a video of

575
00:28:53.200 --> 00:28:53.519
the wreck.

576
00:28:54.440 --> 00:28:58.880
There you got a police You should have called the police.

577
00:28:58.920 --> 00:29:05.279
Like turn turn wown shit? All right, speaking of poor

578
00:29:05.319 --> 00:29:08.119
decision making. Uh, let's go to the now.

579
00:29:08.160 --> 00:29:08.720
How would you.

580
00:29:08.680 --> 00:29:10.920
Say this, Jimithy, how would you say this?

581
00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:14.319
Cruise line Royal Caribbean. And that's how the commercial says it.

582
00:29:15.039 --> 00:29:18.240
That's how the commerce. I always said it was Caribbean, y'all,

583
00:29:18.400 --> 00:29:19.200
you said Caribbean.

584
00:29:19.319 --> 00:29:20.880
Check on Jim if you see him, because he's full

585
00:29:20.880 --> 00:29:23.000
of shit. Someone get him laxative.

586
00:29:23.000 --> 00:29:24.200
All right, I need a fact check.

587
00:29:24.319 --> 00:29:27.920
A Royal Caribbean ship turned around. They turn You know

588
00:29:27.960 --> 00:29:29.359
when you're get in trouble as a kid and your

589
00:29:29.400 --> 00:29:31.119
mom says, I will turn this car around if you

590
00:29:31.160 --> 00:29:36.119
don't start this. Captain wasn't a playing nice? Hey everyone.

591
00:29:36.200 --> 00:29:38.880
Crime Wire Weekly has moved to its own new channel.

592
00:29:39.200 --> 00:29:43.200
We hope you've enjoyed this preview. To continue listening, please

593
00:29:43.279 --> 00:29:47.839
follow the link referenced in the description of this podcast.

594
00:29:47.440 --> 00:29:50.480
Or simply search Crime Wire Weekly wherever you're listening.

595
00:29:50.319 --> 00:29:52.720
And don't forget to follow the show so you can

596
00:29:52.759 --> 00:29:55.240
bet alerted when new episodes drop.

597
00:29:55.400 --> 00:29:56.240
Thanks for listening,